Batty-licious!!!

It was a slow and lonely night, so I was surfing around the net looking for something to ignite my night. 30 minutes past and I was so close to abandoning all hope for something interesting to pop out online, then suddenly like a slap from Superman, I bumped into a some pictures that ignited my fire and tingled my imagination. No, it’s not Paris Hilton’s latest swimsuit pics, but something FAR more delicious. It was pictures of ‘The Dark Knight’, the sequel to Christopher Nolan’s ‘Batman Begins’. I must say Nolan did a batty-licious job with ‘Batman Begins’, and in my opinion was the best Batman movie since Tim Burton’s first ‘Batman’ (how many times I had said ‘Bat’? Hmmm, try saying that sentence 10 times in quick succession!). “Dark Knight’ will star Heth Ledger, Christian Bale and Morgan Freeman and will open in theatres July 18, 2008. Until then, here are the pictures to wet your bat appetite:

Another Shot from Hitman

OOohh, got another cool photo grab off the net. Following my post regarding the movie based on the super-cool and famous video game 'Hitman', here's another shot of Timothy Olyphant (from 'Die Hard 4.0' a.k.a. 'Live Free or Die Hard' a.k.a. 'Final Fantasy Action Movie' a.k.a. 'What happens when Heaven & Hell doesn't exist, people don't die cos they got no where else to go' playing the famed baldie:

Hitman letting off some gas. The stinky ones.

Johnny Bravo Rambo

Oooo, some friend of mine hooked me up with some photos of the upcoming Rambo movie, called simply 'Johnny Rambo'. It's basically set in Burma and its Burmese army is ruthlessly killing its locals for whatever reason we yet not know. So, our Johnny hero here goes all the way to Burma to wipe clean the bad guys and save the day. Starring Rambo as himself and directed by Sylvester Stallone, I just can't wait for this blockbuster. Seriously. It's gonna beat the shit out of 'Transformers'. Seriously. Check out the photos below and you will know what I mean:

Rambo playing in his backyard. He must be really lonely.

Rambo's retirement plan: fishing.

Rambo's retirement plan #2: road-side snake shows. Kids are gonna love him.

Darn, maybe 2000 push-ups a day is too much for an old man like Rambo.

An innocent man forced to watch Rambo III. Twice. Oh, the horror.

A very angry version of Michael Jackson.

Peekaboo! Rambo playing hide-and-seek with the kids. How sweet.

So, this is how he looks like constipated. Hmm, actually that's how he always looks.

Rambo showing his best milking technique. He says its the best way to milk anything. I believe him.

Rambo to Man: "Hey there, wanna wanna watch Rambo III with me?"

Horrified Man thinking to himself: "I'm more scared of the movie than you!"